Who talks like that!!   I repeatedly make drinks for this guy and on the third round he proceeds to hand me exact change again.  I look at him in astonishment and he says “What? It’s 9$ right?”  so I say “Yeah, how about one for me this time?”  He replys…wait for it…”Don’t you know we in a recession Ma?” To which I reply “You’re absolutely right.  Good luck finding the Hennessey in that Hennessy and Cranberry…Papi!”